No Astrix! No refunds!
No lifetime guarantees!
No fine print. no nothing.
no doubletalk legalese
unlearning the frameworks that taught you how to think
it's only valid to you, if you have to do what you have to do!
come out of the dark, child.
We want you to demonstrate familiarity
beside the friendly fire
stumble and strewn across
the humble pet muse
native american self referencialist
just a brick in the bucket
the package. The promise. The capsule. The comet. The viking. The pirate. The petridish. The darwin fish. The deluge myth. The back up disc.
My cup runneth over your dogma
you pay to go see the people who got in for free
in the next reiteration
of the last generation that had a chance to be patient
the house guest spells his name
whichever way he likes
and carves capital initials
in the wooden frame all night
the suitcase.
The picture.
The money.
The camera.
Let me in on the joke.
Buy me a fake lottery ticket
and ask me to split it with you
if it's a winner
i'll act like i don't know you
and walk away with my worthless piece of paper
that i've conferred with the hopes and wishes of millions
you know that special place you go,
when you smoke a lot of speed
uh huh
and then you smoke some weed
uh huh
and then it's like you're in another dimension
yeah
and then the aliens come to probe your mind for the dream analyzer?
uh...
you lost me at dream analyzer buddy
but thanks for being part of the idea
it was a stupid question.
Get back in touch with mr. writing automatica
collect conduct deploy
toy soldier green brown tan
we're retards make fun of us
blah
timmy!
Learn how to use your imagination!
And he stood up as if to say,
the camera...
the picture.
The camera. The picture.
The suitcase.
The money.
The money!
Recursive staged shot theory
she kept her diamonds in a pair of little old lady shoes
cause she was paranoid, and afraid of the bank. then she died.
Marleen found her diamond containing shoes at a good will thrift store.
She used the money to drink a lot, and buy a car
that her meth dealing boyfriend would later wrap around a tree.
Dr Fraud the imposter himself
he's back! The quack is in!
Relax, captain oblivion.
The words kept
coming
and coming
and coming
carnival crusade commune
basketball brigade bathroom
abolish abstinence and ask him if he'll pay
for the pimp folk lore
surround sounded the bell jar lid seal
the knife
the knife cutting paper
the light and the holes
the shadows
knife paper light holes
shadows kites billboards
bikes mirrors mikes
microphone pointed at the tone deaf
find people in the soylent
feedback a drone hit
central cone kick
the pomosexual
intellectual
mr.ected
ms.understood
underneath it all in the center
Astrix identity
pleasure proximity
conversion rates
all the work in the world
couldn't clean up this messenger
missing a twin
beneath the twigs and twine
if you don't have a suspect
you're probably holding the gun.
You were born yesterday once before
lets go play active sport
deodorant not included.
I find definition in reference
to standards of measurement
generically agreed upon by specialists
except when there's no precedent
it's good to be the laughing prophet of doom,
cassandra cassanova super cadillac
ayatollah feed a meter maiden iron
pellet under my skin hypoalergeic
reaction to the words pet peeves
are for people with creature comforts
and any little obsession could trigger
spontaneous release of surface tension
so if you already learned your
death of a salesman shipwreck lesson
lets risk going on to the next one
slay the giant all you want daniel san
i'm a tempted suicidal character assassination preemption expert
waiting to go off line at your beck and whim
beckon him to get some
rest and kiss his face to face the music space
the shooting race the footage play the discus
the javelin
i never claimed to be a clean channel
i let my mind paint on the canvass of my heart's pace
icon for a tripod
ask her if she'll go steady cam
my suitcase in the same room with a thousand cameras
making chemistry equations boil down to the page
with printed ink stains in the costumed
flourishing character i'm rehearsing to play
in a live fiction famous fifteen dollar day
tripping a minute to live close to the open
source flame torch containment fence brigade
roach outliving match spark in the volcano throat
i'm listening to lists of titles so turn up these dewey decibels
in the amplified mountain jam
and these prayers and curses will reverberate on thru the forest
for the trees quivering casually
as if we'd always spelled parchment
with the quenching apathy bench marksmanshipping
industry dog gone fishing for cold fusion
formulaic resolution plot device holding stashed in
a black magic king domesticated
corollary heart conditions
complimentary narcissist in a hall of mirrors
with the last man on earth look on his face
scrawling in cursive lip stick to what you gnome away
from roman holiday
we made out like bandits
in the pirate pillow cove.
The suitcase full of money makes it even more funny.
No lifetime guarantees!
No fine print. no nothing.
no doubletalk legalese
unlearning the frameworks that taught you how to think
it's only valid to you, if you have to do what you have to do!
come out of the dark, child.
We want you to demonstrate familiarity
beside the friendly fire
stumble and strewn across
the humble pet muse
native american self referencialist
just a brick in the bucket
the package. The promise. The capsule. The comet. The viking. The pirate. The petridish. The darwin fish. The deluge myth. The back up disc.
My cup runneth over your dogma
you pay to go see the people who got in for free
in the next reiteration
of the last generation that had a chance to be patient
the house guest spells his name
whichever way he likes
and carves capital initials
in the wooden frame all night
the suitcase.
The picture.
The money.
The camera.
Let me in on the joke.
Buy me a fake lottery ticket
and ask me to split it with you
if it's a winner
i'll act like i don't know you
and walk away with my worthless piece of paper
that i've conferred with the hopes and wishes of millions
you know that special place you go,
when you smoke a lot of speed
uh huh
and then you smoke some weed
uh huh
and then it's like you're in another dimension
yeah
and then the aliens come to probe your mind for the dream analyzer?
uh...
you lost me at dream analyzer buddy
but thanks for being part of the idea
it was a stupid question.
Get back in touch with mr. writing automatica
collect conduct deploy
toy soldier green brown tan
we're retards make fun of us
blah
timmy!
Learn how to use your imagination!
And he stood up as if to say,
the camera...
the picture.
The camera. The picture.
The suitcase.
The money.
The money!
Recursive staged shot theory
she kept her diamonds in a pair of little old lady shoes
cause she was paranoid, and afraid of the bank. then she died.
Marleen found her diamond containing shoes at a good will thrift store.
She used the money to drink a lot, and buy a car
that her meth dealing boyfriend would later wrap around a tree.
Dr Fraud the imposter himself
he's back! The quack is in!
Relax, captain oblivion.
The words kept
coming
and coming
and coming
carnival crusade commune
basketball brigade bathroom
abolish abstinence and ask him if he'll pay
for the pimp folk lore
surround sounded the bell jar lid seal
the knife
the knife cutting paper
the light and the holes
the shadows
knife paper light holes
shadows kites billboards
bikes mirrors mikes
microphone pointed at the tone deaf
find people in the soylent
feedback a drone hit
central cone kick
the pomosexual
intellectual
mr.ected
ms.understood
underneath it all in the center
Astrix identity
pleasure proximity
conversion rates
all the work in the world
couldn't clean up this messenger
missing a twin
beneath the twigs and twine
if you don't have a suspect
you're probably holding the gun.
You were born yesterday once before
lets go play active sport
deodorant not included.
I find definition in reference
to standards of measurement
generically agreed upon by specialists
except when there's no precedent
it's good to be the laughing prophet of doom,
cassandra cassanova super cadillac
ayatollah feed a meter maiden iron
pellet under my skin hypoalergeic
reaction to the words pet peeves
are for people with creature comforts
and any little obsession could trigger
spontaneous release of surface tension
so if you already learned your
death of a salesman shipwreck lesson
lets risk going on to the next one
slay the giant all you want daniel san
i'm a tempted suicidal character assassination preemption expert
waiting to go off line at your beck and whim
beckon him to get some
rest and kiss his face to face the music space
the shooting race the footage play the discus
the javelin
i never claimed to be a clean channel
i let my mind paint on the canvass of my heart's pace
icon for a tripod
ask her if she'll go steady cam
my suitcase in the same room with a thousand cameras
making chemistry equations boil down to the page
with printed ink stains in the costumed
flourishing character i'm rehearsing to play
in a live fiction famous fifteen dollar day
tripping a minute to live close to the open
source flame torch containment fence brigade
roach outliving match spark in the volcano throat
i'm listening to lists of titles so turn up these dewey decibels
in the amplified mountain jam
and these prayers and curses will reverberate on thru the forest
for the trees quivering casually
as if we'd always spelled parchment
with the quenching apathy bench marksmanshipping
industry dog gone fishing for cold fusion
formulaic resolution plot device holding stashed in
a black magic king domesticated
corollary heart conditions
complimentary narcissist in a hall of mirrors
with the last man on earth look on his face
scrawling in cursive lip stick to what you gnome away
from roman holiday
we made out like bandits
in the pirate pillow cove.
The suitcase full of money makes it even more funny.
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Re: Cordless Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Shipwreck Lesson
Wed, March 23, 2005 - 3:29 AMshipwrecked like a gypsy pirate fairie freakin princess
no stains on her dress
though her hair is a mess
fess up
drinking from the cup that's given for
or rather for givin
everything I got
forgiven
my bank account shot
but finding suitcases of money in corners of the world
unfurled my flag this mornin
sporting white skull and crossbones
sitting on my throne
which is the deck of this ship
now I'm casting out
to see what I receive
this lot
might be too good to believe